....has he seen her in the “shut up and drive” music video?? (I know, I know, old) Or “bitch better have my money??” She is jaw-dropping.

Preach, sister. PREACH. God Bless and hallelujah.

Without question. It is insanity. Why don’t we just give AK-47's as Bar Mitzvah gifts to 13 yr olds?

I did no research on this, but I don’t think that goes for someone as young as 11. That’s practically pre-pubescent.

The US is slightly better in that sex with an 11 year old is considered rape no matter how enthusiastically they “consented”.  

“crispy, christian crust”.

Free Falling is not my favorite.

I don’t know about this. Here’s what was popular when I was an adolescent: Brittany Spears, Christian Agulara, N’Sync and the Backstreet Boys. Also Enya. Then when I was slightly older, it was Bowling for Soup, Sum 41 and Simple Plan (with the absolutely hilarious “I’m just a Kid”). just barf music, all in all. I…

I am bad at copying and pasting but that long black dress with the silver detail, and silver cuffs? Holy crap, I need that dress. He is so talented.

That would be a very spirited routine. Those Breslovs DO NOT play.

Solid Passover joke.

Thanks! I will try that. I am really late to the fanfiction game. Its just that reading badly written literature gives me hives.

I am remembering a girl and a Hispanic ghost that called her cariño, maybe? Help me out, here!

Can you link to some good stuff? I hate the idea of wading through utter crap to get to some good fanfic, although I’ve always wanted to try it.

Theylen, I think? The world’s most beautiful woman, or something? I remember liking her, too.

WHAT??? The sexual fantasies, I had about Liam when I was 13...

I LOVED Alanna of Trebond. She was my girlhood hero. Sex without shame, what a concept!

My mother had zero boundries so when I was about 12 she gave me “Princess: A True Story of Life Behind the Veil in Saudi Arabia”. Holy Inappropriateness, Batman! She also recommended John Grisham’s A Time to Kill and all books written by Sidney Sheldon. Its a wonder I am a functional adult, at this point.

Kinja’s being weird. I starred you twice, and instead of adding stars, it took away 2. Really strange.

I absolutely loved that one! So creepy good!