No! It means keep trying harder, you Femenazi romance hater!

I like it. I will now call all my stupid female rape-apologist relatives Serena Joy. They will probably not get the reference but it will give me some measure of joy. Serena Joy.

That’s how I met Mr. Oeuvre.

Oh! Nice one. That one took me a minute or 2...

She should architect herself some decent sunglasses.

You, sir, are no gentleman!

Getting flashbacks of the SNL Handmaid’s Tale skit.

Yes. Kind of how when people tell me they enjoyed the Fifty Shades of Grey series (not ironically) that’s my litmus test for my not having to talk to you anymore.

You know how John Oliver has a segment called “How is This Still a Thing?” Whenever I hear about a new hazing shitstorm, in my head I hear that deep, grave voice going “Hazing. How is this still a thing?”

Oh God, Trump’s gonna win in 2020 too, isn’t he? *slams head down on desk repeatedly*

I have boys and I approve this message. I know I’m gonna walk in on them one day jerking off. I will then walk away slowly. Let their father deal with that shit.

I happen to have children, and I have zero problem with this. My kids know that a penis is a penis and balls are Testicles and nipples are nipples. No “Wee-wee, pee-pee, buttons” shit. Thank you very much. I have no problem with telling my kids why there is a a giant pic of a penis on a building. Just as I had no…

Awwwww.... 2018 is starting out nice. Yes, I am deliberately blocking out all of D. Trump’s tweets so far. On my doctor’s orders.

Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew ew times infinity. Holy fucking ew.

Accurate.

You learn something new every day...

And just where is the body of that sheriff that Bob Marley shot?? Thank god he didn’t get the deputy, though...

Embarrassingly enough, for the 1st half of the episode I thought Teenage Sarah was Tara from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Am I the only one who thinks they look alike?

Aw, come on, Bob! Is there no one left I can like??