A slut ATM. Who has been known to lie about stuff int the past, so...

That might require a lot of legal mussel.

I’ve seen the ATM in question. It was totally asking for it. It might have even been drunk. Why else would it spit out too much money??

Starred for “mad max mimicry”.

Basic witches.

My legs are crossed so tightly right now... *shudder*

Aw. She told me she loved my username too and I thought she really meant it. I was pretty psyched cuz not many people get the reference. It was all a LIE. *hysterically crying sad face emoji*

My Mom is origionally Hungarian, My dad was born in Israel, which my Grandma fled to in order to escape the holocaust. Or Maybe it was right after the holocaust? The problem with being the child of “Holocaust immigrants” is that a lot of the stories are so depressing and my Grandma doesn’t really like to talk about…

Yeah, teenage girls are the worst. At least boys punch each other, like civilized pple. I witnessed a group of 6 year olds (!) Doing this whispering giggling shit to one of the other girls. What, do they learn this shit in the womb?? It is the fucking worst.

I too heard the original version 1st. I am constantly grateful for this. The beiber sucks so hard.

One disappointing aspect of being an adult with children is re-reading some of my childhood favorites with them and discovering... they don’t hold up. it sucks. it feels like a part of my childhood is being ripped away.

Obvious yet delightful.

Hey... I’ve got an almost 9 yr old and I celebrate Chanukah too and I bought gifts.... be honest now. Are you me?

OK, seriously, I hate Donald as much as the next logical, decent human but COME ON. I have been Jewish and celebrating Chanukah all my life and even I didn’t know that. Well, I mean, it rings a vague bell, but otherwise, we all call that thing a menorah. How the heck is Trump of all people supposed to know that its…

― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms: The Play

I also listen to Right Wing radio. I usually need to shut it off to scream at no one in my car, but I like knowing what the other side has to say about certain issues. It helps no one to lock yourself into an echo chamber, comforting as that may be.

My grandmother is Hungarian, and I agree with your grandmother’s assessment. Hungarians be crazy.

I just really, really like Sophie Turner so I click on whatever article has her name in it. I simply wouldn’t click on the headline if I didn’t care. Like how Jezebel has many, MANY articles on Vanderpump Rules. I’ve never seen a single episode and don’t care to, so I just don’t read those articles. Very simple.

I did not think there was a single comment on this story that could make me laugh. I was wrong. Damn you, rudi!

Fair enough.