What about The Core?? How has no one mentioned The Core??? Talk about dubious science.

This always gets me. Does she not know that Jesus was born in the middle east? So, in all probability, Jesus was brown. Did she not read the bible?

This is amazing. I’ve never seen this before.

OMG that TPUSA Twitter thread is un-fucking-believable. God, i love the internet sometimes.

Those are some of my favorites too, particularly Cabin in the Woods.

Babies and kids can be particularly terrifying in the middle of the night. There’s nothing worse than waking up at 3 a.m. to find your 3 yr old just STARING at you next to your bed. Just wait til your twins are a bit older. Then they come to your room together and its all “Come play with us. Forever and ever and…

YES. and onion rings. Love me some beer and onion rings. I can take or leave mini cupcakes.

Oh. My. God. Seconded.

I’m sure you already know this but she is very, very cute.

If he doesn’t already he should. It might loosen him up a bit.

I’m so excited. Readying my popcorn!

And when I was pregnant and people thought my baby bump was an invitation... ugh, don’t even get me started!

Yes. Seconded. Stop fucking touching me or Imma cut a bitch. Seriously, I don’t even like shaking people’s hands, and getting a manicure gives me the creeps. Everyone stop touching me!

She deeply regrets the consequences of her statements. That much is obvious.

Bless you. You are doing God’s work.

Well, yes, but have you seen vaginas? Also not great.

Ooohhhhh yeah. Don’t I feel dumb.

Thank you! I will look for it.

Damn. Usually the really popular posts are right up top, which is where I expected this contest to be. Now I gotta look for it. Thanks!

Shit, if I was rich and famous I would also not get up in the middle of the night for my kid. That is 1 of the worst parts of being a parent. I would hire that shit out until the kid learns that sleep is awesome.