That's literally the worst haircut I've ever seen. It's like Lloyd's but then bushy on the sides. What a boob.

? Black people fighting viciously over relatively small amounts of money? Doesn’t add up

before I was born, my father had an offer for an academic full ride to UCLA, or a hockey scholarship to Ohio U.....Being Canadian, he picked OU, where he met my mom—subsequently marrying her and moving to her home town of... Cleveland.

What a dumbass argument.

so what? it still shouldnt be tolerated

Unpopular opinion, I really liked this show.

A sandwich has two pieces of bread. A hot dog has one. A hot dog is not a sandwich.

This made me watch all of the glorious Seahawks fan’s videos of disappointment again. I enjoyed today just as much as the Monday after the game

So with regards to the gif at the top, is it accurate? Most people I know who are younger than 35 years old fap with their left hands because their formative masturbatory experiences have been with computers (and you need to manipulate the mouse with your right hand). Seeing as you’re 33, Kluwe, are you really one of…

C’mon man, don’t write “@sses,” kids could be reading this.

Jesus Christ, Burneko, warn me to put on my welding mask before reading a take that hot. Almost blinded me...

Canadians are white, so Cowherd would never speak ill of them

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Thank you for saying it. They may as well have just used a small GPS transponder. That was a robot in the same way that my IG88 action figure is.

What did you think was going to happen when you let it go to Philadelphia? I’m with Philly on this one though. Fuck that robot.

2. when these showed up in Deadspin’s chatroom, someone at the office shouted, “YOOOOOO, THUMB DEAD?

she’s vastly more skilled than any woman who has ever thrown hands