What’s the difference between Tom Brady and the babies that Tom Brady killed with his lies?

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Page 19: a hot dog is clearly not a sandwich.

“Tom, be rational! There’s no way giving us unfettered access to the living record of your personal life will end in humiliation and personal ruin. Nobody runs a tighter ship than the NFL.”

Page 18: But who puts Milk and Honey Original Café Mix as the best cereal? Is it even really a cereal?

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

So that’s who that woman is....Jay Cutler’s wife. Why does Gawker care about Jay Cutler’s wife?

The Fenway crowd used to singalong with Victorino’s walk up song, Marley’s “Three Little Birds”. Not exactly a stadium screaming , WILD THIIING at the top of their lungs, but its a bond.

I knew something like this would come this year. This team is going nowhere and I’m glad Shane has a chance to play for a team that has a chance to win a title. We probably don’t get 2013 without him.

Don’t be an asshole Tom. Why is that so hard around here? Where do you people come from?

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

I would listen to that.

Somebody plunk this kid, please.

Haha they don’t even know they smell like syrup because they smell like that all the time!

Are you new to life on earth?

In a public toilet, the less of it I can touch the better. Plus, you don’t want to take a reclined shit. My preferred position for a stubborn crap is sitting perfectly upright. I like to think it gets your bowels perfectly aligned to just let the poop glide out.

Wait - isn’t this MORE of a reason to split a room? You pay half as much but stay with a bridesmaid so you’re not doubling up anyway?

But I still keep 5 p.m. as the standard: That’s the little magical barrier I put up to convince myself that I am NOT an alcoholic.

I was hoping for ‘Craps’.

Sure. Go ahead and lob grenades at your competitors, all the while you’re sitting on a big pile of dynamite yourself.