My company is still using original DOS. No joke.

And she's gone now, so there's a slot for ONE of us to fill in the "not hot but valuable to the universe" category.

not a hottie, but still somehow valuable, somehow...like SOMEHOW she did it guys. weird, wacky stuff.

SHERRI SHEPARD IS RUINING QUEEN ANGIE JORDAN AND I AM SO MAD

She, like all douchebags*, is clearly a Patriots fan.

This was me! The sample fit PERFECTLY, so no alterations were needed whatsoever.... AND I got it for way less! And I tell everyone that, too! Go us!

Mine is a sample- also bought off rack :)

We're from the same genetic stock then. I once got a $350 Betsey Johnson dress - tags still on - for $70 on eBay to wear to a wedding (not my own). I was worried about fit because I'd never bought that brand, and I was in Africa until 2 days before the event, so if something went wrong I was kind of out of options.…

I'm like that, too! If I get a good deal, it's a bragging right. You know who pays retail? Suckers, that's who.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

And I know there's about a 95% chance he's gay, but I'm still digging it, you hot dancing teacher, you.

What I see in my head every time a Republican does this:

I am from Toledo, same city as Katie Holmes. My mom worked with a doctor who played golf with her dad. When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in the courting process, he wouldn't allow her parents to be alone with her. When the baby was born, the baby wasn't allowed to be alone with the parents, and Katie, Suri, and…

Pepperoni+jalapenos+pineapple. There you have it, the pizza of the gods.

I think my problem with the TENS was that the wires kept detaching from the pads and electrocuting me. It was a distraction, I guess, but not in a good way.

I was really hoping she was going to be 80. 50, merh.

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

A young Payton Manning?

If/when I have a baby in the future, I fully intend not to learn the sex just to fuck with people, particularly my mother-in-law.

Hey, you guys want to hear a really good baby reveal story that has nothing to do with Tamera Mowry? A couple years ago my second cousin and her husband are going to the doctor to learn the sex of their baby. When they're in the waiting room, they both freak out and decide they might not be ready to know and they want…