I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Flutie. Duh. Because:

Title: THE UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR OF THE LIZARD

someone once called me asking why his power was off bc he thought i was the power company, and then i explained i was a tech support person and i was about to offer to look up the number, but he said 'oh. well then fuck you, bitch."

Worst: My parents have been divorced since before I was born, but randomly in my childhood my dad would want visitation (he lived, at times, between 1-8 hours away). One year the day after Christmas he brought me with him and his wife and my half-siblings to his sister's house. Everyone was given incredibly…

The year is 1997. I'm 9 years old, opening presents with my huge, Catholic family, as always. It's time to open my last gift, a box from my parents. The whole family watches as I unwrap the box, open it, and reveal... a butterfly print training bra and matching underwear! I. Am. Mortified.

Grant Hill has aged like a fine wine. Goddamn.

NBA on TNt is the best ever sports show. I love it when Kenny says "what are you, a republican?" and Grant gets serious for a moment and says "'no I'm not" as though he was just truly insulted.

I know you're joking, but I know someone who wears gym shorts under his pants at all times, and his reasoning is "you never know when I'll have a chance to go swimming". We live in New England.

woah!!! Where do I get one of those housebreakers- inners? My husband has FORBADE me to bring home a pig but if one magically appeared in the house and I was cleared of all wrongdoing.. Surely he would let me keep it.

I'm not a fan of shitting on poor folks either (welfare baby and trailer park kid here), but damn. The woman was feeding her babies pixie sticks and "go-go juice" - which apparently was Red Bull mixed with Mountain Dew. IT SAYS ON THE CAN ITS NOT FOR KIDS.

That's true, and important to remember. But then all the misinformation about his CULTURE that was told to the jury, or just that the jurors themselves thought was like hello!

Suddenly, New York City isn't so far removed from Ferguson or Cleveland or any other place where black people are killed with impunity.

I see you used the pronoun "him," so you're saying Karma's not a bitch?

#NotAllFerengi

you are a dumb idiot

HUMMON FEEMALES!

I picture all of them looking like this.

With all due respect, I beg to differ, Jenna Maroney is willing to commit to the role in ways Amy Adams wouldn't dream.