WHERE IS MY TEDDY RUXPIN!? MY NOSTALGIA BONER DEMANDS THE BEAR THAT I CAN MAKE SPEAK CUSS WORD FILLED RANTS ABOUT THE NEW YORK GIANTS!

I had a llama at my wedding last month! His name is George and he was everything I wanted and more.

When are you getting those Nicole Millers, by the way?

Okay but Garak is the best Cardassian.

The best interview ever the end everyone stop interviewing people from now on.

I endorse the formal crop top.
Full disclosure: I wore one to my wedding.

#PuffPride

Obviously you had a fever. And the only prescription was more cowbell.

From what I remember reading, most of the history went down in Salem Village (now Danvers, as you mentioned) and had very little to do with Salem Town. All Salem really is is a cute little town that's making the most of its famous name.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.

Selfies have been around forever. They are not a new thing. I think we need to be done with people thinking selfies are new things invented by the current generation.

That he believes himself to be the King of Kings, that his wealth is unlimited, that what he says here is at once known in all the Capitals of Europe. That by means of a magical wand he possesses he can transform the World and all in it at pleasure; that he has thousands of houses and carriages and that he means to…

Good thing our corporate leaders never engage in corruption. It would be bad if there were corruption in the economy.

And then there's the Barbie/Breaking Bad crossover, where Barbie says "Meth is hard." You know, 'cause of the chemistry and whatnot.

His reaction still kills me !

:) I had another cat who almost always stayed in our tiny backyard if the weather is nice. If you went out there, she was SO HAPPY to see you, it was like she was a tour guide to the raspberry bushes and roses.

Being beat is not fun: trust me, I would know.

Is it wrong that my first thought upon seeing this picture was "She's going for The Master look from'Manos The Hands Of Fate' but it's just not complete without the giant hand on the inside of the cloak"? Just need some beefcakes wrestling and you've got something perfect for torturing a janitor and his two robots.

Jesus Murphy, NY is not the center of the damn universe. It has its charms but is not the most captivating place on earth. Can we sing about other cities now? Seattle is beautiful. Fucking amazing donuts. Woodstock, Vermont is another gorgeous place with a great restaurant in a converted mill. NY is like your…