I had a friend in high school that had this happen to her family (I think in Vegas).

Those are the best. I'm looking for a crib right now and 90% of the bad Amazon reviews on the one I think we're going to order are something like, "Damaged in shipping". This is not helpful.

One time my husband and I were waiting in line at the Taco Bell drive-thru in Greenwich, CT and for some reason the cars in front of us were taking FOREVER so my husband mumbled in exasperation, "Who ordered fajitas? So now "Who ordered fajitas?" is our new catch-phrase whenever we're in a slow moving line.

YUP. And basically every year regardless of the current history curriculum, you take a field trip to the Freedom Trail. Studying ancient Greece? FREEDOM TRAIL! Europe during WWII?! HEAD ON OVER TO THE FREEDOM TRAIL. Civil War? FREEDOM TRAIL!

::cries because I miss Curry Hill dosas::

Same same same. I was annoyed initially when he was chosen as the halftime show, but now I think he should do it every year for the next 50 years. Love him.

Ugh, my whole family is obsessed with Kohls and I DON'T GET IT. Stuff is EVERYWHERE. I feel like I'm going to have a panic attack just walking in the door.

This. Also I get sensory overload very easily (I think it's a ADD thing). Recently if I go to a department store or mall, I literally feel the room is spinning and I start to shut down. When my husband and I go to IKEA, he knows he's got 45 minutes tops before I become unresponsive. Department stores are even worse…

My husband once said that he thinks 90% of Alan Rickman's acting in the final two Harry Potters is just him speaking with purpose and incredible diction. And you know what? It fucking works.

I mean, I'm 100% on board with the Tom Brady jersey. My husband is from CT and a converted Patriots fan (still loves the Giants, but also enjoys excellence). He was wearing his Brady jersey while we were out and we randomly decided to go out to dinner. He was concerned that he wasn't dressed appropriately, but srsly,…

YES A GIF.

I love Paul Pierce and I'm still laughing over the pantsing. Amazing.

My parents used to call me ET and Winston Churchill. They were well aware I was funny looking.

Was this in Maine? My cousin got married in rural Maine and the guests were wearing anything from cocktail dresses to jeans and a Tom Brady jersey. It was amazing.

My cousin just went through the same thing with a seemingly fine shelter cat she just adopted. She was in the hospital for about a week and she had to bring the cat back because she has kids. :( Luckily it's no kill shelter.

It certainly wasn't ruined but my number one piece of advice to brides and grooms is to skip the bridal party. Both my husband and I are the oldest siblings and we had small parties - our siblings (4 in total) and two friends. My BFF was the only functional bridesmaid and she was living in a different country/dealing…

When I saw that movie at age 13, I thought that was the most beautiful I had ever seen. 19 years later, I am retroactively horrified by my pre-teen tastes.

My father, who I swear is otherwise a nice man, keeps asking me if I have black eye. No. I have genetic dark circles and insomnia.

I don't know, but I'm really excited about the cream cheese filling!!!

CURSE MY USELESS TARGET!