WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?! I've looked at Target, CVS, the grocery store, and come up empty. I want to bring some to my oreo loving Nana. And also shove about ten in my mouth.

Nope, saw those and was tempted to buy them too. Go you. ;)

A month or so ago. The return label didn't come with the shipment so I contacted them for a new one. They kept sending me the return form (where you fill out what you'd like to return) vs. the label so I finally called them out on twitter. After a week of DMing them and their customer service reps insisting they had…

Returns are free, but they're also a nightmare. :( Took me a week plus to get a return shipping label and then they lost my return. I love their stuff, but I don't think I'll order again.

I ordered a bunch of stuff from ASOS around Christmas and was really pleased with it, but returning the stuff I didn't want to keep was SUCH A NIGHTMARE I don't think I'll ever order from them again. :( Which sucks, because I've got until July and now I'm really growing out of my clothes. Took a week plus and constant…

Every time I visit my in-laws there's a new birth announcement on their fridge from someone at their church who named their baby something like "Madison" but spelled it "Maydysyn". Oy.

My husband acknowledges I'm terribly annoying, but then he laughs despite himself.

I flirted with my future husband by asking him if he was a vegetarian for ethical reasons or because he just preferred to eat junk food, like most of the vegetarians I knew in college. I AM SO CHARMING.

I had a high school physics teacher like that. I blushed every time he spoke to me.

You poor thing.

I went through my Nana's records last time I was at her house and there were SEVERAL Engelbert Humperdinck. I want to get my cousins together, kidnap Nana from her nursing home, and take her on an epic road trip to one of these concerts.

Ugh, this is my company now. I'm looking for a new job at the end of the year and one of the major requirements will be that they understand technology actually evolves over time. My company is still using ACT software from 2000.

Ha! Mine did not fit at all. It was like 6 sizes too big and I still have no idea how the seamstress managed to cut it down since there was a ton of intricate beading and embroidery. But somehow she managed. It spend $300 on alterations. But considering the dress was originally over $3,000 and I paid $800, I figured I…

My dress was a sample. I told everyone when they complimented me on it because I am my Nannie and I'm genetically required to tell people when I got a deal. "THANKS, I GOT IT FOR A THIRD OF THE REGULAR PRICE BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAMPLE EVERYONE TRIED ON."

All levels of hatred of Diana Fowley are rational. When Bree Sharp came out with "David Duchovny - Why Won't You Love Me?" I used to sing my own version of, "Diana Fowley - Why Won't You Die?"

My mom is very emotional. I'm pregnant and she offered to help out with day care and I was like, "HELL YES" and afterward she texted me that SHE was so happy was crying (although I should probably be crying because it'll save it us a ton of money). But she did not cry at all while I was dress shopping.

Would kiss.

After his superbowl appearance, I personally decided he will be the half time show (minus the Red Hot Chili Peppers) for the next 50 or so year. Unfortunately the NFL refuses to go along with my plan.

I know. I was hoping to see a picture of my 92-year old Nana.

My Nana always asks, "How's your hubby?" when she sees me and she's the only person who gets away with it because she's 92, Irish, and adorable.