Omg, never made this connection. Owning it. Thank you!

See, my husband got offended, but this is why I told the ultrasound tech that our baby looks like a dragon.

See, my husband got offended, but this is why I told the ultrasound tech that our baby looks like a dragon.

Yeah, it's freezing out and lately all I want is really good quality ice cream. And since I live in New England, most of my go-to ice cream stands are closed for the season. There are good options at Whole Foods, but somehow it taste better if I buy it from a stand.

I was like this in the beginning. Now I just want taco bell. But that's what I wanted before I was pregnant so it's impossible to tell the difference.

This baffles me. My conservative Christian in-laws were a little miffed we weren't going to include any prayer in the service, but my ultra-Catholic then 88-year old Nana RAVED about our ceremony afterward. She kept saying, "Oh, it was so unique and special! You know, we're just so used to the same Catholic thing over…

My husband's cousin did a gender reveal photo shoot on the beach opening a box filled with pink balloons and has been blathering on instagram constantly about how she's SO HAPPY to have another girl so her daughter will know what it's like to have a sister, blahblahblahblahblah. She's so gendernormative I'm crossing…

Thanks, I now desperately want this exact product except with a marshmellow core. GOD DAMN YOU PREGNANCY.

I am so jealous. I'm almost 14 weeks and after a lovely holiday break with daily napping, I've been bitching to my husband all week about how can I POSSIBLY be expected to deal my full time job without AT LEAST a 45-minute nap everyday. I was much more pleasant last week.

Hahaha. As someone with chronic back pain I laughed at and then got depressed by your comment.

My aunt-in-law wrote in her 16 year old daughter's high school boyfriend. And then her oldest daughter contacting my mother-in-law a day before the wedding to tell her that we needed to change the name of her date on her place card because they had broken up, she had a new boyfriend, and she didn't want him to know…

Carla for life. I used to watch the Chew at the gym just for her. I wish Top Chef would bring her back regularly instead of Richard Blais . . . really anyone instead of Richard Blais. I like him, but I just don't think he's interesting on the show.

I'm here for you.

BRAGGING: I met him once and I bet he'd actually not say anything/be super polite about it. He was one of the sweetest men I've ever met.

I actually sort of tried to rent a llama for my wedding. My ceremony location was only a mile from the reception so my husband and I were planning on just driving over in our rental car. My mom wanted to consider renting a horse and carriage so she sent me a website for a company that offered them. But they also…

So my wedding dress looks nothing like this, but it had some intricate silver beading and when I saw it on the rack at the sample sale the first I thought was, "This is some Ever After shit right here."

They really are the best. Super comfortable and I get so many compliments on them. I'm wearing a black pair to work right now (shhhh, don't tell my jean hating boss, he can't tell).

It's bred for its skills in magic.

I still can't hear the Iron and Wine song from that episode without welling up. My husband straight up refuses to watch that episode because he knows it will murder him emotionally.

NO WE DO NOT WANT HIM BACK. MAKE CONNECTICUT TAKE HIM NOW. NOBODY LIKES THEM ANYWAY.