I was stationed on Misawa from 86 to 90. Great times.

My dead Uncle Don was a big Saab 900 Turbo fan. What a wonderfully weird car.

Yeah, fuck capitalism. Because communism works so much better. #dumbassliberals

Don’t buy an Audi. Audis suck.

Stop perpetuating racism.

Steely Dan “Aja” is brilliant on vinyl.

Steely Dan “Aja” is brilliant on vinyl.

Revolver. Much better on vinyl.

Revolver. Much better on vinyl.

I bought my 997 in perfect condition (save a known-bad alternator cable, which cost $350 to fix) last year for $28,000. It can be done.

I want to make thousands of babies with her.

Whitewashing history.

You can just make out the Confederate flag sticker in the rear window. Scary.

You’re into that, too?

When this Lada was built, it was the Union of Soviest SOCIALIST Republics. USSR for short. And that socialism is apparently still “giving.”

You don’t even know the meaning of the word “equivalence.” There’s just no helping you.

You haven’t been paying attention again.

You snowflake millennials. Of course BLM, Antifa, ISIS, and others aren’t “just as bad as.” But they’re still bad. All these hate groups are bad—and need to stop their bullshit.

‘06 with black interior. “Missed it by that much.”

You’re completely lost.

The evidence points to the contrary.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.