I thought profiling was non-PC these days.

Yeah, it sucks when you make a good point, but it’s not pro-snowflake, so you get grayed—like me.

That’s what keeps throwing me off.

That whole “while you can do something, should you do it” paradigm comes into play here. Yes, I can afford that ugly thing. But should I buy it? No way? I’ll stick with my Rolls and Porsche collection.

My 2006 997 with a 6-speed manual is approx. the same weight, 50 less ponies—but at less than 1/3 the cost. Lots of smiles.

“righteous Jew-hating bastard.” Cumulative adjectives (versus coordinate), with one being a compound. Don’t they teach English in schools anymore?

Fake news. Speed is measured in MPH.

Heart = worst band ever. Bleck!

Yep, snowflakes.

Yep, snowflakes.

The snowflakes will just want to tear it down. Because feelings.

I tried a pumpkin-flavored beer once. Once. Poured the rest down the drain. It was undrinkable.

Hot tranny.

You cut off your penis, of course. Well, that’s what a liberal would do.

That’s not how you spell “tovarish.”

I love getting hummers from housewives while their husbands are at work.

I think you mean “truck yeah.”

Liberals are turning this country into a punchline. No, I’m not a conservative.

Leftists. Pathetic.

Remember when half the country—the left half—wasn’t so butthurt all the fucking time? This condescending, lecture bullshit needs to stop.