I... don’t understand. The length? Of your boobs?
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Since you’re a chemist I probably don’t have to tell you this, but just for anyone else reading: Make sure to dilute your Dr. Bronner’s if you use it on your face - the pH is much more alkaline than your skin’s acid mantle!
Holy cow that Sally Hansen top coat is my SHIT. I legit always forget what it’s actually called because my husband and I refer to it as “Sally Hansen Fuckin’ Amazing”. Likewise, something else that you might say is fucking amazing gets described as Sally Hansen.
In a fit of dyslexia I thought you said she’s pretty awful and I was all HELL NO DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT JENNIFER THAT WAY
A friend of mine went to a Halloween rave in 1997 and said he saw a dude dressed as Princess Diana with a steering wheel around his neck.
As do I - which is why the line “I’M BRYCE DALLAS FUCKING HOWARD HEAR ME ROAR” is so great for shower-singing.
I can’t read anything about Jessica Chastain any more without this instantly getting stuck in my head.
Available at Target now:
My mom took this picture in Chicago the other day:
Related: If you’re pregnant and a stranger starts groping your belly, just reach over and put a hand on her boob. When she reacts with surprise, say “Oh I’m sorry - I thought that we were inappropriately touching each other. Is that not what’s happening here?”
Is that Alicia Keys or Jessica Alba? I for real can’t tell.
Holy hell, that is one tall drink of agua right there.
Thank you so much for bringing this to the attention of Jez readers.
I’ll just tell you that I am only 5 ft tall and let you guess who’s my dad in this picture. Rome, around 1955.
Truth: Joe vs the Volcano is one of my favorite movies ever. It’s so fucking poignant. When he hugs that Great Dane outside of the doctor’s office? Leaky face, every damn time.
She eats her peas... ONE at a time!
—> Usually designers mass produce their dresses