As far as I know, there is not.

If I may ask, do you have macular degeneration? My paternal grandmother was blinded by it, and I worry for my dad (and myself, honestly). My condolences.

Well that certainly makes sense. I forget how lucky I am to have my own washer and dryer!

Do the people who buy these things never vary their load size? This is an honest question. I adjust the amount of soap I use with almost every load. This seems like a) overkill and b) just another way for a company to give us less product for more money.

Please read this article by and about Buzz if you haven’t before. Fascinating.

BUT ROACH IS IN IT AGAIN BUT AS A GOOD GUY THIS TIME!!!

PREACH.

I’ll just leave this here, in case anyone feels that their forehead hasn’t made adequate contact with their desk yet today:

I worked in the bridal industry for about a decade, and had the most unfortunate experience of working for a place like this at the beginning. It’s a suuuuper long and fucked up story, but the owners were in so far over their heads that they were just straight up stealing people’s money and knowing they would never…

I feel ya - something really similar happened to me. Sobbing on the Metro in DC, trying not to bring too much attention but clearly failing... A girl about my age came over and said “I don’t know what to say to make it better, but here’s some gum. It’s the really good kind” and went back to her seat.

NOW ALL I WANT IS A SUNDAE TO PUT IN MY FACEHOLE

I worked in the wedding industry for the better part of a decade, and this might be my favorite cake EVER. So pretty!

say whaaaaaat? this is awesome. and kind of creepy. but awesome?

I married a Dominican guy, so one of his relatives brought this traditional Dominican Faceless Doll couple to top our cake - but it was so heavy that it had to sit next to the cake instead! I’ve always (in true Jezz style) liked that the woman stand out in front of the man.

I just looked at that list and WOW. I would love to know the reasoning behind a lot of those (eg, every beer I like to drink; sunscreens over 50 spf), but I definitely don’t want to give that fucking whackjob any more pageviews.

I drink kale-placenta smoothies eight times a day and that’s 100% WHY I don’t have ebola, Crohn’s, or The Beetus.

—> we CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, SEÑOR TED

Diamonds are the hardest natural material on earth - I doubt that much damage was done by a dog’s teeth. It would be more likely that the doggie’s teeth were damaged by the diamond!

I can't BELIEVE I missed this one.

The mister and I got married about four hours away from where we lived at the time. I left town a few days before him to help my mom with wedding stuff, so I didn't see my groom until we all arrived at the rehearsal on Friday afternoon. I was working in the bridal industry at this point and had ordered all the…