Thankfully Cutler's kids won't have to deal with this, although that's because they died of polio as toddlers.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

These aren't bad. Hey everyone, go read and then slowly explain these to any friends who are Buckeye fans.

I don't really see why the focus has to be on women here; just non-violent offenders in general.

Catholics are allowed to eat beaver on Fridays during Lent. Seriously.

Same here. I was disappointed.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Those fucking Bordeaux guys, always wining about something.

D) Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

That said, don't forget the epic coach/QB hug/high-five whiff at the post-game interview.

This needs a Blanka troll gif stat:

I can get a good look at a T-bone by putting my head up a bull's ass.

Shut the fuck up kid

I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.

I mean yeah, only once, has a school employee used school facilities to sexuly assault 45 children. But no PSU employee has raped any children (that we know of) in the last 2 years, so good job! Have your scholarships and bowl eligibility back! I mean, it's not like this team did anything really bad like SMU and…

penn state blows.