"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

I think you're onto something here. We should categorize all people the same way our cable service is categorized. If I ever saw Jim Cramer holding an umbrella, I'd be like, "Stick with stocks, money boy! We have The Weather Channel for a reason!"

Little known fact: ESOP worked with former MLB commissioner Vincent to create an ethics in sports act to be presented to President George HW Bush. If it was created, the bill would've included a moral, or lesson to be learned. It would have been known as the ESOP-Fay Bill.

And people who call it soda are douchebags.

Kindly go fuck yourself.

No one in western Canada calls it soda or soda pop. It's just pop. Why the hatred? A one syllable term is infinitely better than a two syllable term. Who has time for that shit?

This is one of the most weirdly pseudo-aggressive replies to Fun Bag ever. I don't think Drew was suggesting he starred for the All Blacks. I have rugby player friends who work in finance, as bar tenders, as middle managers - why on earth Drew couldn't possibly have played rugby at any level is beyond me?

Fuck Ohio State and FUCK Urban Meyer

Dominic Raiola is the goddamned worst.

Keith Law just got suspended another three days.

both evolution and creationism requires faith

Dave...Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

Actually, Heyward only hit 11 home runs in 2014. His SLG was a paltry .384.

We're on it!

Bradley: I had this same situation. you now have a live in girlfriend. she wants to keep it casual huh? try bringing a date home in the next few weeks. see how casual she is about that.