I hate your vertical videos. I hope they die. Like, Horizontal videos are my life.

I mean yeah, only once, has a school employee used school facilities to sexuly assault 45 children. But no PSU employee has raped any children (that we know of) in the last 2 years, so good job! Have your scholarships and bowl eligibility back! I mean, it's not like this team did anything really bad like SMU and…

Myles Hartsfield. ONE MORE MAKES A TREND!

"Your" welcome. PSU=intelligence.

Once? What the fuck are you talking about? The university sheltered a serial rapist for over a decade despite being made aware of it numerous times. If that is how you understand the word once then I would be horrified to see what you would view as a couple times.

you must be a hit at parties.

By the same logic, Heydrich, Mengele, Goering, Himmler, and Goebbels dropped the ball, and the collective of one of the best nation-states had nothing to do with it.

You left Joe Pa off your list.

penn state blows.

Someone has something up their ass...have you been spending time in the PSU showers?

Dropping the ball seems to be a common occurrence in Happy Valley...

Not surprising since people have a tendency to look the other way on the PSU campus

Reporter: "What is your name?

[Meanwhile, on OkCupid]

*pushes Brad Ausmus in front of oncoming bus*

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

"Who are the ad wizards that thought of this one?"

-10 for using the possessive of American unnecesssrily

C'mon, get out! I can't see her. Move! Do you even understand why we're in this pool?