Maybe I'm an idiot, but this seems to me to be the essence of what's wrong. They have scantily clad lovely young women cleaning the ice, who they treat like shit. The women complain. They get bad press. They respond by getting rid of the women. Am I stupid, or does it seem like the fucking obvious answer that is so…

Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Ms. Greene! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, madam! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Greene? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

Roaches are red.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

They should suspend him without pay.

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

The "Congratulations, assholes." at the end is great.

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You're* wrong. Don't matter who you are, that's not how you grammar.

Not all college athletes are criminals, but if you're not a criminal Urban Meyer doesn't want you on his team.

So you can't switch him for another player?

I guess you're stuck with him all day.

You know he's a real dickhead because he used the correct pluralization of attorney general.

I kind of think our treatment of Aboriginal people is pretty shameful, but to each their own.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Amazingly, "Temporary Substitute Family" and "Imaginary Friends" didn't crack the top 100.

Shamelessly ripping the top comment from Reddit should be a full year suspension.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

RE: Forgetting clothes to the gym, I did this one time. Those are both lefts, by the way. I'm a real winner.