it’s the most segregated city I’ve ever lived in.

Chapter 1: an anointed Hillary Clinton lost in 2008 to the most inexperienced and unlikeliest president ever elected.

There is a virulent strain of liberal white racism that pops up every time rich white liberals start making decisions about their rosy-cheeked little golden Aidans, Jaidens, and Pipers. It’s disgraceful.

Also REPRODUCTIVE JUSTICE IS AN ECONOMIC ISSUE!

Um, boo hoo?

I agree with this take, but I’d still take a righteous asshole antifa kid over a “Won’t someone think of the poor Starbucks” tut-tutter any day.

Sigh, I admire their willpower, but they should have let it fall apart. The only reason that bloated orange gibbon is still squatting in the Oval Office is the entire WH staff is missing-stair around him at all times.

Standing under running water in the shower IS washing your legs.

Don’t have oily skin or any derm problemos so I count my lucky stars.

“I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush” -- George Carlin

Oh, I’m sure Mike Pence has a sexual relationship, but I doubt it’s with Karen.

As much as it sickens me everytime I’m reminded white people put Trump in the White House, I will say that the only silver lining to Clinton not getting elected is Clinton not getting elected.

If you are getting the uneasy feeling that ICE and CBP in 2017 USA are sounding a lot like the gestapo in Germany in 1933, then star this comment.

45 is the new 30.

if he ever does go down a bad path, this modeling experience will show him how to reach the end and turn right around

When Mr. Trump is not watching television in his bathrobe...

Guys, we’re missing a real big point here: Donald’s father’s name was Fredrick Christ Trump.

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

Yapping show dog pisses all over country, is unsure why humans are upset.

Where is a carpenter paying $6k?? I’m calling bullshit on that.