I hope he spends the next four years more miserable than ever before in his life. I hope he can’t sleep and stress eats, and then gains weight and can’t fit in his suits. I hope the job ages him so badly his hair gives up completely and he can’t harass women quite so much because his dick is permanently limp. I hope…

The Democrats blew this election. In the last 3 elections the GOP candidate’s votes were roughly within 1 million votes of each other. The Democrats lost 9 million votes over the last 3 elections. It may have been an Obama problem or a Hillary problem but stop making it out that America became more racist or more…

nah

Turning away is what got us into this mess, my bruh.

My hope is that, behind closed doors Obama said “This shit is serious. You’ve been spouting off for the last year and a half, now you just shut the fuck up and listen,” and just lectured him about the importance of the office of the presidency, the actual hard work it takes, that revenging petty little grievances…

Trump: I can’t wait to make love to Vladamir, the holy avatar of mother Russia, right here on this fucking rug just as soon as I can have some alone time.

God save us from President Pence.

I am not bleeding from my eyes, I’m bleeding from my wherever.

PRoblem is that what we saw yesterday was the working class starting a political movement. Marx just didn’t figure that the working class uprising would be fueld by racism and xenophobia.

Courtney Stodden is going to fight for him.

I have Judy’s autograph! In that she signed my parent’s divorce papers when she was the Family Court Judge in NYC when I was a kid. STILL COUNTS!

They could whisk him into a Del Taco somewhere in West Phoenix and tell him the first Latino man he sees is el presidente de México and he wouldn’t know the difference.

So basically...

I hear you... I’ve been seeing all of these “FEELING ALL THE FEELINGS” posts, people crying over her nomination and such, and I don’t really feel moved by it at all. I thought maybe because I wasn’t the biggest fan of her policies, but I think it’s actually something else. I think it’s just that I never really felt…

I would like to preface this comment with the statement that I am voting for Hillary Clinton. I love that Bernie contributed so much to the platform and I hope that Hillary keeps her word and sticks to the plans. But I also need to say that yesterday was so underwhelming for me. As a longtime supporter of the…

In 50 years we’ll all be living as human puppies inside of an autonomous car.

This was a huge thing on one of Bernies facebook meme groups. People posted pictures of their attempts, some of them were pretty great actually. It seems to have died down lately (as in within the past three days) as the group has gotten bigger. Kidz and their memes amirite?

I delivered chicken wings in a small city on the Hudson in Upstate NY. During a particularly icy night, I was made to deliver despite poor road conditions. On one run, I was stopped and preparing to make a left hand turn across traffic, with my signal on. Some asshat in a rented Dodge Charger barely touched her brakes…

“Good food, good meat, good God, let’s eat.”