If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."
If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."
The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.
If there are going to be even more pass interference calls please change the rule to the college system- 15 yards no matter where it was on the field. We don't need anymore 55 yard penalties because Victor Cruz was sneezed on.
Cleveland receivers made the same gesture, but only because Johnny Manziel kept throwing the ball way the fuck over their heads.
The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.
"...and we're going to get black people in here"
"Don't draft this guy."
Reminds me of the Mitch Hedburg joke.
Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2
Well, you for starters, apparently.
"If you get a girl pregnant and don't really like her, just get a different girl pregnant."
Pictured: All the jerseys you'll see at Coachella...in 2037.
Lubricate your joints.
"That was a 9, you should be a 10. You are a disgrace"
"I've seen way better mom dunks."
My dad is the man.
He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.
"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."
um, that's kinda important, yeah?
God dammit. I thought this was an 8 ball.