I Can't Stop Watching Deadspin Post A New Article With "I Can't Stop Watching" In The Headline At Least Once A Week

Giants have selected Michael Sam (Mizz)

Way to go ESPN, merging two controversial topics in the NFL right now into one piece, an openly gay player and the effects of CTE on ex-players.

This guy is 15 years old.

I guess you can say all those hopelessly mismatched players...

If you think calling obesity a disease is creating a dangerous slippery slope, you're wrong. Fat people are just really greasy and have a hard time standing up.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS PLACE HAVE THE BEST BID FOR THE WINTER OLYMPICS?

He only discussed how problematic the dogs had become.

If the NFL really cared about preventing 30,000 people from having a miserable time on a Sunday, they'd fold the Jaguars.

Never Forget....

Can we please curb the use of "Truther" as a description of these type of people and use the more accurate "Paranoid Schizophrenic"?

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

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Looks like Zima, in which case I do not want to meet these people.

If every franchise goes through some version of this rock-bottom rebuilding, it's worth noting that the Marlins, first under founding owner Wayne Huizenga and then under current owner Jeffrey Loria,

To be a Dallas-based Hockey Night In Canada is a tough job. Pay the man.

It's Mark Sanchez's career passer rating in amusement park form!

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

It appears this might be fake. If that's the case the Production Designer should be nominated for an Oscar for making the set feel so believable.