It’s sort of weird that none of them seem willing to admit that it’s reasonable to think the Lakers offer sucked. I mean, we all just watched all those guys play without LeBron for a month and they were not that great.

they chose to use that time to be incredibly petty instead

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

Haha, users with glib handles modeled after genocidal maniacs acting as self-appointed arbiters of moral authority on a sports blog! 

NEW YORK-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Drew Magary?”

Good on him for having a sense of humor* (or at least humility*?) about all the shit Deadspin has given him.

Well we finally know what accident befell Drew.

Peter King wants you to thank Peter King for the magnanimity of Peter King introducing Allagash White to America. Peter King.

There has never been any indication that Peter King is another other than a really good dude. His journalism might not be the most incisive, but I don’t think anyone’s ever had a bad word to say about him as a person. 

I respect the choices. Very much safe craft beer picks, but ones that are in line with older guys getting out of their comfort zone. The Maine Beer pick is surprising and absolutely correct. Well done, you idiot.

You sure about that? 

Building 7 fell at 2:20pm PT

thats the shar tof the deal

Of COURSE Deadspin would choose to ignore this game by Andrew Wiggins—perhaps one of the most statistically impressive games I’ve ever seen. Just keep hating and spouting your biased nonsense, Albert. You know NO OTHER NBA starter could put together a game like this:

Thought you guys were pro union? That’s a union dude right there. Work hard til your new contract and then muck it up til on the job injury or retirement.. Smart man that Andrew Wiggins 

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

I don’t know if you’re interested, but somebody ran a simulation, and the results are uncannily real.

You created a burner for this? If you are gonna troll do better. 

Did you completely ignore that they pulled his scholarship two days before signing day?