The reason they didn’t recall the tire is simple: Because the cost of doing so exceeds the projected cost of settling 98 lawsuits. Easy peasy. Fact is, I have no idea what the economic value of a human life is, but I’m positive it’s not infinite. And most (if not all) people would agree with that, would they not?

Para. 1: Agreed. Go Ham on ‘em, Ham!

This article makes it official: It is now greedy to keep one’s own money, and charitable to steal someone else’s.

Look, I get it. I know exactly how you all feel.

I hear Nashville is trying to bring in an MLS team and finance their stadium w/ tax dollars. Hope you guys will put them on blast whenever they launch that shit show.

Finally, an article that espouses socialism. First time for everything.

You say right to work makes it “difficult to collect dues and maintain membership levels”; ordinary people say right to work makes it possible for people to earn an income without paying protection money to a mob.

I remember when that one kid made the homemade clock that looked exactly like a homemade bomb. So influential.

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I think running from the po po is no no #1.

These salaries look about right to me.

“A democracy, ma’am, if you can keep it.”

The controller looks like a lil’ puppy face.

The controller looks like a lil’ puppy face.

I guess all the dorks on 4chan are trying to get into the journalism business, picking up right where Gawker left off.

Hypothetical question: Let’s say the woman let the medical staff know that she did not consent to typical medical procedures in delivering the baby, and the baby died as a result. She should be held responsible, or no?

Have Sumo wrestlers have ever thought about unionizing? Someone get Hamilton Noah on the phone...

What is a living wage?

Oh my, how could I have forgotten to site statistics? They’re always super helpful when trying to understand the world around us, so thank you for reminding me. For example, did you know the average human has one breast and one testicle? <———— FACT

If I wanted to write an article that accounted for all the typical mischaracterizations & misunderstandings about charters and vouchers, I couldn’t have done better than this one. And I wouldn’t have had the imagination or the gall to include all the stuff about racism, so I have to give you props there, too.

I’ve been hearing this argument from anti-charter/school choice types, and it’s brilliant. It’s a brilliant tactic, because what is true is the exact opposite. It’s always useful to beat your opposition to the punch by using against them the best argument they’d have against you.