Naming this thing “The Wall” is perfect Trump subterfuge. A wall implies continuity. What about the 90-odd mile gap in “the wall” presented by the Tohono O’odham Nation lands in southern Arizona? Or the 1200 miles of mountainous ranges in northeastern Mexico? Bloody fucking hell. This brass-plated, Swiss cheese turd…

Are you sure he’s not just cursing the commercials in a Scottish accent?

Plus there’s no way I can take anyone seriously who goes by the name “DJ.”

Huck is a wild cat. He’s a hell of a basketball player too. You’d never think it (other than the fact that he’s tall). Ran around with him a bit in the early aughts. He somehow managed to live in a Vegas casino strictly by playing video poker. 

The exclamation points... Is he yelling the entire time? Or does his voice get louder as he nears the end of each sentence?...!

What’s up with her head? I assume that’s one of those hair hats meant to make your pony mane more luxurious? It’s like an extra two inches of skull in the back. Or, maybe, just maybe!, she’s an alien? People are talking.

Plus he only made $39 million playing professional football! Here comes the poorhouse!

“I wish it weren’t so”... well, huh? How could you possibly get out of that bind!? Also, “kids are under our roof only for a short time.” Do they literally sit there and read books out loud together? Christ. This clown needs “a community of discourse” to validate whether a book is worth reading? Good luck, pal. 

But look here. What we’re looking for, home skillet, is somebody who looks like Cicely Tyson and sings like Peabo Bryson, ya know?!

Strong use of “Old Harper.” A fine, esoteric Simpsons quote.

Literally my first thought upon seeing the photo. The equine was so close! Looked like a pretty good angle, too. One quick horse kick would have... made... Mike... Pence... President.

Won’t someone think of the 18-, 19-, and 20-year-olds!! Males!!... The White Males!!!... in Republic, Washington!!!! You know! Timmy and Tommy and Little Billy Sweetwater!?!? WHAT WILL THEY DO WITHOUT SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS?!?!?! Tell me.

The Washington REDSKINS would never taint their image by hiring a “kneeler”...

And someday, I don’t know, Smith & Wesson is going to end their buy-one-get-one-12% off deal at Denny’s for NRA members and how else are you supposed to blow up your Smith & Wesson’s?

It’s almost as if The Dunce has never voted himself...
I also like the line, “and that’s because of potentially illegal votes.” Just like I am married to Beyoncé because of my potentially legal marriage certificate!

Abolish ice!?! How will I keep my Rob Roy cold? That is wacky. 

You may remember Ivanka from amazing female empowerment TED Talks such as, Smoke Yourself Thin! and Get Some Self Confidence, Stupid!

Or how about a kid-sized Hitler costume... you know, on hand. 

“fellow superhero”:

Clearly this a new problem. My guess is these rookie NBA players are the first ones to think of this scheme. Damn millennials.