She’s an asshole.

I am distracted by the fact that her foundation doesn’t match her neck. :(

I wouldn’t want to constantly be shuttled back and forth to tour either! Though wasn’t Rutherford kidnapping the kids or something like that? Either way, I’m glad I’ve been increasingly feeling like shit because I get to avoid the toxic family from hell on Boxing Day. You do you, Rocco.

I have a couple friends from high school I still talk to, but the rest I plan never to see again.

The correct answer to that question is always “Bitch, please do.”

really dying for a version of real housewives that’s similar to “real world/road rules challenge”... i want them to mix up the wives from different shows/cities and make them compete. Now THAT’S a good tv show idea! somebody put me in touch with andy cohen.

And that was my first exposure to Bethenny. The circle of liiiiiife.

You don’t have to love her personally, her story is literally the American dream. A daughter of Polish immigrants, back when any “Iron Curtain” family was suspect. She sold muffins to pay rent and went from there. Her family wasn’t rich and she helped them.

I am not a fan, but I think she deserves them. As you’ve said, she’s created something larger than herself.

My skin itched when I read that Martha Stewart was lumped in with the Housewives Of Who The Fuck Cares. Martha Stewart did shit, owned shit and has created a legacy. She is the doyenne of domestic. I fucking love her.

How was Martha wrong, except she should have said Z list?

TIME FOR SOME CONTEXT. :P

Ha! I was teaching a play written in the 1920s to first-year college students, and the central character in the play wants desperately to have sex with her boyfriend, but doesn’t want to be a “bad” girl. One of my students said, “I don’t get it. Why doesn’t she just go on birth control?”

Taking bets on Shkreli dead pool. Suicide or homicide within two years.

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Because the contractor is a dumbass. I’d turn the heated floors on before I got in the shower so that they’d be warm when I got out. Common sense. Also having any kind of electronic controls in your shower is an accident waiting to happen. What a bunch of maroons.

LL Bean moccasins and Bath and Body Works shea socks. I lived in a 1920 house that got very drafty!

Forensics say the puncture in the shower floor was made with an ice pick. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....