the answer is yes. and the second answer is probably never.

There is an extremely wealthy town close to where I live. Every single entering car’s license plate is photographed.

God, that’s kind of sad. I understand why they’re doing it but it’s sad just the same. I was in Disneyworld in October and never once did I feel unsafe or even think about the implications that someone would bust in with a gun or a bomb. Sitting at home now I realize how incredible naive that is of me. Damn.

I'm fine with this if only they bring in A LOT of detectors. We visited Disneyworld unfortunately close to the Bernardino shooting, and the lines to get through the bag check was insane and tortuously slow. If you make airline security look like an efficient and speedy process, you're doing it wrong.

Metal detectors were everywhere when I visited Israel...back in 2004! It was almost inevitable that this would start to be the norm here.

ummmm. okay.

Name-dropping Lohan is more effort than it’s worth at this point, even for a joke. Can’t say I’m sorry to see her relevance fading each year.

By the end of 1967, she boasted hits like “Here You Come Again,” “9 to 5,” and “Islands In The Stream.”

God, every time I hear about anything Dolly says I want to have her fix me some biscuits with ham and tell me stories.

D listed wrote well about it

I know! Her politics stink, her personality stinks, and she killed a person. I can't abide that. She hasn't done shit for the trans community, too. Having trans people as friends that I consider my family, I consider it abominable that she is taking this platform and shitting on it.

I am with Kyle from South Park. Good for her for transitioning, but I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now, and I definitely don’t think she’s a good person, and I don't think she is a hero.

It is retaliation for being in inspiration for Entourage.

So Caitlyn is uncomfortable with gay marriage, thinks government assistance for the poor is a terrible thing and is planning on voting for Trump, Cruz or one of the other fascist Republican clowns and now the man-in-a-dress comment. SHE. IS. THE. ABSOLUTE. WORST.

Plus there was that one time Leo was on a boat and it sank.

Leonardo DiCaprio: Cool story, bro. No, we don’t believe you.

It’s times like these that make me wonder if it would work better for Leo to just put on an actual monkey suit for the Academy.

Everything Louboutin makes is so fucking tacky.

Why not come up with new label for the stupidly small stuff? Like 00 is called “I never eat” and 0 is “I eat once every 3 days” and 1 is “I would be a 0 but I fucked up and ate 10 doritos”. And so on. You getnthe idea. It would stop at size 8 which isnt that small.

I’m a little surprised, since he thought Barbie had fat ankles.