Lyme doesn’t make you waste away to a size 8 either. I do have enough antibiotics in my bloodstream to reverse any zombie apocalypse.

People who have class never use the word class but I wrote it which is OK because I am not classy. I do refer to some stellar folks as class acts. Do I need money to say that or money to buy the right to say that or what? Damn y’all

I watched the show for a few years. I had to quit it when the women became so vicious to each other. Howevah I do recall that Ramona overcame a very dysfunctional upbringing and worked like a demon to build her business. IMHO all of those women were pushed to the dark side by Andy Cohen’s production style. She must…

Ugh

Ugh

Melissa in the cat shirt. I would end up with that outfit if I was a secret service minion. Annndddd Jude Law is HOT again!

We must have a friend in common.

I know Goldie Hawn and YOU Mrs. Jenner are no Goldie Hawn.

I had similar symptoms that turned out to be endometrial cancer. Good for her in being aggressive about diagnosis and treatment.

The Mrs. looks like a mashup of all three of the Donald’s Mrs. Trumps.

I worked for my Dad for a while when I was a kid. It can be daunting. If you make a mistake you are immediately thought of as the winner of the sperm lottery who is a dope and when you do something stellar it’s because your Dad coached you or made it happen. But I didn’t grow up sitting on a solid gold commode when I…

There doesn’t appear to be a trend of “Blonde, chubby middle-aged white lady” at Halloween. But I have my can of whoop-ass outrage stored in the linen closet between my embroidery basket and stack of AARP bulletins.

What in the Sam Hill is that???

Your approach may depend on where you live. In some parts of the country an explanation of why it’s wrong may suffice but in other areas a warning that they may get in trouble with the liberals would be more effective.

Bless your heart. Have you been to Northern Florida/Southern Georgia?

The school MAYBE had a knee jerk fear based reaction to the issue.

I don’t know of an eggplant in that hue of Barney purple. Nice Googling though.

They are writing in lazyface.

Loved that episode!

It’s a song. About a purple monster. And the monster is purple. There isn’t any standard or trademark for it. Antennae and purple in ANY combination works. Just don’t actually eat people y’all. However chomping on a Barbie doll would complete the costume.