Gorgeous!

Jolie-leg!

Ugh. I had cancer and had to have a hysterectomy. Since my cancer was estrogen based I was unable to take HRT and other therapies. I had a terrible time - my skin sagged, I put on weight, had trouble sleeping - it was a very tough time. It’s still tough.

Look at your beautiful face. And you can write! Fuck being a princess. Lady Di was a princess and look how that turned out.

You are such a lady about it. I used to come back with “Hey, I’m sorry that your old man couldn’t make a buck - why don’t you take that up with him.”

Horrifying. I have had so many nightmares about that scene.

She is being very conservative in her method of defense.

The Hep C cure is very expensive. Not available to all of the folks who need it.

No one who reads Kithenette would bypass their local pizza joint for Papa John’s. Our protests here fall on deaf ears my love.

A Bourdain review sent Mr. Nono’s parents to surprise us with a Hawaiian luau at Paradise cove. Mr. Bourdain owes me $1850.00 for recommending that party in the dirt.

I KNOW! He has an army of makeup artists to cover that shit up. I use $3,456.34 of MAC products to hide all of that.

I wrote the DD&D folks about how gross it was to see Guy sticking his finger in every pot of chili/pot roast/queso/etc. to taste what would be served to the customers. They said that they used stunt pots/vats/chafing dishes. And that I should chill out. Now I may need to hill out. But I don’t think that those small…

Which one? Both of them Spill it!

An acquaintance of mine had some “investments” with Guy. He seemed like a good guy Ed Hardy wardrobe and Hummer ownership aside. He described Guy Fieri “just what you would think!” I had to drop this acquaintance after he posted a long and thought out treatise about how frat boys posing with black blowup dolls in…

Whose niece/daughter/mistress is that? And I swear that one of the lyrics is “Vagina see ya...”

He probably would have done that regardless of why Charlie was guesting.

The Thanksgiving Twinkie scare was much more serious than this! I spent an ungodly sum on ebay buying up Twinkies to gift to all of my Hostessphiles for Christmas. And I made a Twinkie tiramisu for Thanksgiving. And then they just started makin’ them again. Don’t get caught up in the hype kids!

The Ferris Beuller Sheen. After that it was all a slow downhill slide.

She hit edgy for about 3 hours before vaulting into trying too hard. The girl can SING! She doesn’t have to behave like a washed up Bravo Housewife. I hope that her next shocking move is to channel Grace Kelly and come out looking like a lady.

The Daily Mail has some pix of her in the same bikini and she doesn’t look like a Barbie doll. She looks damned good for Mother of six! Sad that she feels the need to photoshop her image. She looks great really.