That’s probably part of the appeal. The adrenaline rush of the sneaking around, planning clandestine meetings, leaving the house carrying an empty box wrapped up as a shower gift (know someone who worked that one which is brilliant) must be a nice change of pace from counting WW points and meeting the girls for wine.

You can message your fitbit friends within the app. They probably thought it was brilliant strategy to hide their tryst there. They must have been shocked when the jig was up.

Cohen is as bad if not worse than all of them. He planted all of the housewife seedlings and have nurtured them into full grown lying, mean spirited, backstabbing, hair-pulling grifters.

It was that picture of the Benanny wearing Bray’s superbowl rings during the height of deflategate. A beautiful convergence of scandals! I just hope that the nanny wasn’t paid enough to never tell her tale.

The gal who cheated with Aldeanlooks like a cheaper, less talented Kim Zolciak. It’s not a very high bar.

I had a skincare business in richwhitefamouspeople Florida. I have some clients that would have bathed in blood if there was a beauty benefit. Lots of very wealthy men with aging trophy wives fending off the next wave of servers/models/salesclerks/brokers just waiting to get their seat on the private jet. It is a…

Some dicks like a buffet. I hope that your new guy knows is favorite dish and doesn’t even have to open the menu and think about it.

Did Affleck get caught the same way?

Jude Law. Ahnold. My uncle Cy. Jon Gosselin. Becks. Robin Williams. Mick Jagger

It’s laziness. He was too lazy to leave the damn house to find a mistress. Do you think he’d get his ass up off of the couch to find a burner phone?

That should be a song. Can someone page Weird Al?

I used to run into some famous guys on Adult Friend Finder.

The women are geographically desirable. It must have been very easy to pull a gal into the pool house or basement for a quickie when Mom was at yoga or baking a pie, whatever.

I know. Bless his heart.

They made a gorgeous couple. Gorgeous. We were all gorgeous in the 80’s.

What is the term for the new “I like to have sex with my kid’s nanny” that is all the rage now. Nansexual? Poppinsy?

I am looking forward to the three part Ashley Madison montage. Now what will they use for the soundtrack. Hmmm.

I don’t have any children. But.

You should check out the Skin Deep website. Many of the cheaper brand lipsticks put terrible ingredients in them. Great product to splurge on since you end up eating alot of it. Mascara is a good one to splurge on too - as long as you aren’t spending to much that you can’t throw the tube away after a month or two. You…

Is that an edamame appetizer in Jurassic Park?