Thanks! I wish I was that clever all the time.

People only remember what they hear first. Even if Tesla is at fault people will say “Oh Tesla said the guy driving was the problem”

It think it might be

JAH-PO.Nick.

Check the time stamps buddy. Car pulls into bay at 12:54. The 2:11 time stamp is when the car is running on the lift to set the fluid level.

Nope! You guys can keep that little dickhead.

This is why you guys can’t have nice things.

The only way Apple’s products are killing anyone is if they use Apple maps AND Tesla Autopilot, at the same time.

Always buy a new car... but run it into the ground.

Yes Corporations, Fleet services, and Rental companies are the only ones who should buy new.

Yes, but when he wrote it down, he wrote “Over Promise and Under Deliver”

NO COLLUSION, FAKE NEWS!

Happy motherfuckin’ International Women’s Day, friends!

Those Nissan managers are just plain stupid.

You realize you join the Society of Automotive Engineers. Heck anyone can join. Not like its some award or something. Likewise for the other listed societies. This is the glowing description he wrote about himself. Same exaggeration he used against the Tesla.

... where the other ship is namd “Tytanik”.

Also, “[...] He was launching a competing startup called Evelozcity.” Was a child tasked with naming this startup? Let’s count the clichés of modern startup naming conventions:

There are two types of countries in the world: Those that have converted to the metric system, and those that have put 12 men on the moon.

Somebody’s never worked in engineering for a major company...

That said in my experience, the higher ups make the crazy time line demands of the engineers while over promising to customers. Musk over demands while over promising to the world. He’s basically feeding the employees to the wolves... writing checks others…

The biggest reason for production delay? Over-promising from the very top.

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