I remember seeing one of those back in 2004

Show me the law that says you can’t launch a dildo at a drone. After all, you’re not trying to hurt it. You’re trying to make it happy.

You do know that everyone who comes across your response will think that you’re exactly the type of person I was joking about, right ?

We’re not all that intolerable. Most of us are though. Definitely.

People are using the right shift key?

Watermelon slushies and abortions — both require a coat hanger and alcohol.

Battery tech is like a penis, they come in many shapes, sizes, and fit a general mold, but they lose charge as they age and they're not as long lasting as they claim to be.

Just like my ex's heart.

These two:

Detroit vs Palo Alto. Here it is. Get your popcorn (or sustainable famers market kettle corn if you're from silicon valley, because we do everything better) and get ready for a good fight.

I LIVE IN THE FUTURE OKAY

Ah, that makes sense. Alloying would not be an issue either if you just weld the same material as the electrodes, not that that's what you always do.

Are they really welded together? Li-ions are horrendously sensitive to heat and most alloys have terrible electrical conductivity so I figured they'd just use copper electrodes pressed against the cells' electrodes.

I thought degradation of cells are dependent on many factors including not only charge-discharge cycles, but also temperature and normal manufacturing variances. Whole purpose of individual cell testing was to isolate lucky ones still within some spec and reuse them.

It would be silly to test cells individually. You would be mixing different batches with different levels of wear, nor is it practical in the real world to test each cell. Its way more praticaly to test the back as a whole and recycle it all.

It goes into limp mode.

When the D runs low on electricity does the car get smaller?

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

That guy is a saint. I would have snapped at one point and calmly said: I can no longer afford cable because of the medical bills I have since I caught herpes and syphilis from your mother the 2 dollar prostitute.