How to sell an SS:

The thing about the Delta HF Turbo is that Martini livery or not, you want an unmolested car.

...and, most alarmingly, unlocking the doors.

I wish I had a leisure suit made in this fabric!

These should be standard in minivans. The kids will melt crayons and vomit all over these anyway.

Ford Probe, name is too futuristic for the 80's and too inappropriate for thy other time.

Because taxi driver.

Ya, she apparently performed a disappearing act which she's yet to come back from.

Nope, witchcraft!

That's why we have insurance, so the question is: how much more of a premium would somebody have to pay for their aluminum can F-150 over a steeler?

Mr. Bean speaks of it as if it was a Bristol 411 Series 4?

I like 'Q TTs' better

It's ironic to see that the poorest states are also the fattest.

He wants a carbon tax, and automakers and polluters should pay for the privilege of dumping crap into our atmosphere.

"And if you think the zipper truck and the medians are all silly business, well then you're silly, "

No matter how ugly that badge is, it won't look nearly as bad as those tail pipes once they are scraped and dented from flogging this truck over the dusties.

Couldn't resist.

... Let's not forget to ask Smart Cars about how much of a pain in the ass it is convincing Americans that tiny cars aren't death traps.

...but THEN it has to go through IIHS crash testing...

I'd be considered as one of the #youths they are trying to sell to and I think this car is a useless, uninspiring, early depreciating & ugly rolling turd box.