Of all the corporations in the world, all those that have done worse, why Sony Pictures?

I sing this every morning while I polish my bald head

Why not just ask Tina Fey?

Because the guys over at the duPont Registry threw me out for being too sexy.

... but what if I AM the most attractive human in the world?

yeah but how much RAM does it have?

No no no NO NO granpa terminator just NO NO NO NO NO

As far as I'm concerned the type of LEDs installed on phones could display any color along the spectrum, it's just a matter of changing the amount of voltage the diode receives which is what gives it different colors.

It shouldn't be illegal to not take in your car if it has been recalled but it should be illegal if a recalled-yet-unfixed car was sold to somebody else.

'Murica did it too, I'ts called the FORD EXPLORER!!!

How about if they lay the lines a little lower to the ground and theme it after a Speeder Bike ride through the forest moon of Endor, complete with soundtrack?

The first game I've ever played was 3-Demon. That was some cutting edge graphics right there.

Why does all the weird natural shit happen in Russia? Why can't we get some of that excitement?

2 problems with Batman/Superman:

It's wasn't a black hole, it was a worm hole.

This DEFINITELY beats San Diego's failed 4th of July fireworks show of 2012