I sing this every morning while I polish my bald head

Why not just ask Tina Fey?

Because the guys over at the duPont Registry threw me out for being too sexy.

... but what if I AM the most attractive human in the world?

yeah but how much RAM does it have?

It shouldn't be illegal to not take in your car if it has been recalled but it should be illegal if a recalled-yet-unfixed car was sold to somebody else.

'Murica did it too, I'ts called the FORD EXPLORER!!!

Whoever buys thisnwill be showing alot of Bangpe Butt to many Audis & Mercedes on the highway.

"Audis are glorified Volkswagens."

The VAG Isn't As Tight As You'd Think

Even if they decide to produce it, it would be so expensive that only middle-aged yuppies would buy it.

This shows that Porsche had ideas in the 80's onward but for some reason (perhaps financial) they weren't able to execute them. I'm glad to see, today, these ideas come to fruition in their modern iterations though.

Dont forget, blood and gore upon immediate release!

Keep in mind that these "men on the internet" are on the internet because they have nothing better to do than spend hours looking at images of random women who they will have absolutely no glimmer of hope to meet in person. Hence their bitterness, hence their lack of respect. I speak for myself when I say this but I…

You call those burnouts? Nonsense! This is a burnout:

That moment when I realized how old I am to understand this, hilarious nonetheless!

This is the first game that actually makes me want to buy a Playstation in 11 years, and it isn't really a full game.

It's because they couldn't find any conservative Republicans who posted those "coward's way out" posts" THAT's why.