What you’re describing is called a drag strip. They exist.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Saw the specs and thought “better to go with an Acura TL SH-AWD.” Seriously, who is this car for?

I would go with a later 80's Fiero GT.

That didn’t seem to go According to plan.

Getting the bus part out of the way first.

Tis but a scratch!

I’ve woken up after a night at the bar feeling like I’d been hit by a bus, but this guy is taking it to another level.

If not a Syclone, a Typhoon!

why doesn’t everyone drive a Geo Storm?

Congratulations, Mr. Aldairion, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Miata which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes popping up and down.

I think a reasonable finder’s fee would be the $1000 plus one hour of hoonage

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

NO STARS FOR YOU!

It’s a little early to hit the good stuff, isn’t it?

I’ll save you the trouble of finding the mugshot...

Mostly Danica’s cars, I suspect.

Can we agree that the four regular door Minis look terrible?

Way harsh, Tai.

Yeah, all on her. Concrete guys mark their work. They don’t have time to do it twice.