I would buy it because I always wondered what it would be like to ride on a wet St. Bernard as it tries to shake itself dry, but I’d imagine this car would be less stable than that. Seriously though, CP!

Hue Jackson has a truly unique ability to take big risks when it's a bad idea, and to play it safe when it's worth taking a gamble.

You don’t spend much time on other Gawker sites, do you?

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

It’s free of charge to throw your battery into the ocean.

I’d like to compare my iPhone 6s to the iPhone Xs.

Dear Gizmodo staff:

Imagine hiding two cars through a divorce and finally deciding the best course of action is to turn them into cash. You sell them for a decent amount then before you know it the guy who bought them turns around and re-sells them along with a story that goes viral. Ex finds out and comes after her half of the value of…

This 3000 is the most Jalop thing ever. Cheap, broken, hard to repair, a notoriously glitchy vehicle, will end up costing more in repairs than it will ever be worth, an undesirable iteration of the model and 5M equipped. NP!

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Front wheel drive LS swap? just no.  

Or, a certain writer of this article, at the very least, a person trying to dissect the episode should at least put (and this might sound crazy) a little bit more effort into actually watching the episode before trying unload their opinion and synopsis of the episode.

This could be credibly read as an examination of how South Park’s “you’re an idiot for caring” attitude has influenced some of the worst aspects of modern culture. South Park has been reckoning with its own legacy since Season 19, and this makes it clear that the trend of self-examination isn’t going to stop.

He stuck around, admitted he was wrong and offered up an explanation as to why. Hardly seems that douchey to me.  Shit...If I had a dollar for all the “fuck boys and girls” I contend with on a daily basis Id have a Lambo by week’s end.

I’ll buy it and just put it next to my Tesla so its panel gaps are no longer noticeable.

I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.

Air BNB.

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Congratulations For Sweden on your COTD. For it, you will receive this Chevy truck which this lovely lady will deliver without any airbags deploying prematurely.

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.