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This is SOP for Brady and various other NFL luminaries. To question them, however politely you do so, is to attack them.

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

I mean, there’s so much unchecked rage in that tweet that I can’t even parse what, exactly, the author is upset about. Black people?

It seems about 90% of pro athletes have zero personality, and probably even fewer have a goddamned sense of humor. 

Brady is an idiot douchebag and I’m super excited for idiots in my state to elect him a US Senator after he retires from football.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to

Brady is a true neocon - you can have millions and the world at your feet and still cry about you and your buddies being treated unfairly. Fuck the Pats, fuck Brady and fuck the whole organization of crybabies. 

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

If Tom Brady can’t say what he thinks and fuck anyone who says different, then what’s the point of being Tom Brady?

Can’t act when he’s given two lines to say, but has no problem putting on a helluva performance when the media tries to ask him a question.

Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft all gladly endorsed a white supremacist for president.

On a network of useless talking heads Matthew Berry is somehow the most useless. It’s almost impressive. He’s telling people what characters to use in a video game and, in this instance, is mad that he told people the wrong thing. What a dork.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

Silver lining is that every minute Berry spends ranting about meaningless bullshit is one minute less he can spend sexually harassing Jenn Sterger.

This man needs two things:

He also bragged about how many likes a tweet got. 

And he doesn’t even talk about it well. I can’t believe I listened to this podcast many moons ago, but it was the first one out there.Glad I stopped listening like 5 years ago.

Fantasy football has very little to do with skill and a lot to do with luck.

This is a man who makes a living providing advice about fake football getting mad and yelling at the Arizona Cardinals Twitter account on his ESPN podcast. That’s a lot. Also, I now wish I had picked up Edmonds for this past week.

He seems a little bitter.