My first thought was “Jesus - does the sauce have diamonds in it?”

Obligatory:

I get that there are lawyers who send letters they can’t possibly enforce as a scare tactic, or to rack up those billable hours, but come the fuck on.

For a second there, I read that as “My son threw his sandwich at me”

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None of the 5-8 I received did. Even the wettest one had the sauce under the chicken.  

I’m a Steelers fan (born in Pitt/family ties to a player) married to an Eagles fan (never been to Philly - a 30 year old spite pick due to being surrounded by Cowboys fans):

The whole concept of a break usually just means the person who asked for it wants to see if the grass is greener while keeping the other on the hook in case it isn’t.

I can agree with Andre as the most distinctive figure, but was peak Giant vs Hogan era WWF global? Otherwise you’re depending on Princess Bride to spread his image around.

It’s as if she asked herself, “How far can I take this quirky persona before I look like an asshole”?

Legal weed and closer proximity to your home? (That’s my reason, there could be others).  

I admire your faith in the system, but since when is there a single Federal entity with the spine to oppose Trump (and with the teeth to enforce it)?

Black people, because we don’t want to become “the prime suspect” for something we had nothing to do with.

In Arizona, you receive a drivers license that expires when you turn 65 (seriously - check the DOB). If you move after the 5th year you have it, they make you take a new picture.

Denying a valid ID is also a good way to keep “undesirables” out of your bar. When you don’t have the balls to post a sign advising minorities are not welcome, this works just as well.

“There is a law,” the mayor said on Hot 97’s Ebro in the Morning show on Wednesday. “Everyone gets due process. You would want it, I would want it.”