Jokes, my dude. Jokes.

You mean 2/3/2019, when the Patriots won the Superbowl 13-3 as we all watched some of the worst offensive/best defensive football in a Superbowl?

Bonus real story is the refs not calling roughing the passer.

I want Marvin Lewis back so bad. Making the bengals somewhat respectable while mike brown exists was a spectacular achievement, and something that will never be repeated. But as much as I’d take him back, good for Marvin for getting out. I‘ve been convinced since the day it happened that he retired by choice, and I…

Matt Schaub is still alive? That’s the real story here.

It was hard to see the actual hoisting.

they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

Their backup is Matt Schaub?

That’s the sort of sequence that would shake Dalton to his soul if, well, you know....

Not Pictured: The exact thing that the title of the article specifically refers to.

Flores managed to pull it off at the end, but that was a scary moment there for the management.

Redford seems to have hoisted us by our collective petard 

Came here for this 

Where is the hoisting??

“It really does.”
-Rick Pitino

Yet somehow the Dolphins are somehow managed to go in the second half with a lead. Probably due the combination of the Bills offense being what it is and Flores forgetting that if you put Ryan Fitzpatrick out there without a guaranteed contract, Fitzmagic is inevitable.

Officials ruled that Dolphins WR Albert Wilson did feign a pass before he went down

I don’t know. 31 seconds seems like long time to go from start to finished for the day.

Please let there be a Marlins or Canes story in the works right now.