Well, I normally put my boobs on for special occasions, not for everyday shit.

I’m gonna be upfront here. I have been guilty of tipping more because of something “extra”. By extra I don’t mean Reservoir Dog-level jokes(watch the movie, those of you who didn’t get it. It’s in the opening act).

“Hey look over there” isn’t gonna work this time, my dude.

I’m beginning to think that when you crackpots are bitching about chemtrails you’re actually talking about snorting that line of powdered cleanser off the kitchen floor.

Not only that - you should wear a prosthetic/padded bra to increase your bust for a 40% tip increase per Mythbusters:

Two bad the Republican controlled House and Senate were too stupid to give Uranium One the Benghazi treatment while they were still in power. Oh wait. The senate is still controlled by the Republicans...why aren’t they using their power to launch hearings and get to the bottom of this? Maybe it’s because they know this…

It amazes me how many people act like Trump, Giuliani & co are some kind of criminal geniuses that are two steps ahead of everyone. I mean if this was really the mafia or any other organized crime syndicate Trump & these guys would all be dead already. I mean Fox News was basically trying to say not only did Mulvaney…

No, no, no.  Do not ask this thing questions.

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

In any other country this level of blatant criminality would see these assholes dragged out in the street by a mob.

This is exactly why the Trump administration stopped doing press briefings. In an administration where they lie more easily than they breathe, they simply can’t keep their lies straight.  So, he sends out little spokesmutant, and it’s a disaster as any one with any sense could have predicted.

Homeless black woman lies about her address to get her son into a school, she gets 5 years. Rich white woman lies about her son’s ethnicity to get him into a college, she gets 3 weeks. I’d be surprised if I weren’t so very not surprised.

God DAMN!

/s

YUP!

So I assume that all these white women that have been sentenced to “hard time” will become advocates for women of color who have been given way harsher sentences for similar crimes right? I mean when Felicity Huffman gets out of “the joint” she surely will lend her celebrity to the cause of helping these women in jail…

3 weeks?! No 5 year prison term? Damn, it’s good to be White!

Naw, he didn’t want to be black, they wanted to get the disadvantaged advantage.

They want to be black until it’s time to be Black. 

She's the one who should have gotten 5 years, not the woman who used another address to get her kid into a better district.