Not only is he 6'4" and 272 lbs, he’s also an absolutely phenomenal person who spends free time reading and writing poetry.  It’s not like he’s the type to instigate shit with people.  The fact that someone thought this was a good idea is just further evidence of the dumbening of this country.

In 15 years, the NFL will say this is how he got CTE.

So the fan asks for a photo AND does the punching? From now on we shall call this the “reverse mcgregor"

Lizzo definitely isn’t the first artist whose ever done that and she won’t be the last.

I just watched it on Monday, and while I am in agreement that it was good (Phoenix was great), I definitely also agree that it was kinda boring - primarily because it took no risks and was utterly predictable.

I worked at a bar as a graduate student and we had a lovely little booklet describing all of the security features of state IDs from each state so that we could verify if a given ID was legit (like whether the birthdate was encoded in the ID number).

I live in NYC and am really aggressive as a pedestrian. I figure, there are literally zero consequences right now for drivers here who kill pedestrians (visit gothamist dot com if you don’t believe me, so if you’re going to mow me down, I’m going down swinging.

I bet someone had to beg him to at least not do that.

One of my friends in college started school at a younger than normal age (I think 16?) so he couldn’t go to the bars with everyone even as a senior. He got an ID from somebody older and it worked every time he was asked for it. The picture looked absolutely nothing like him but he was Asian and so was the guy on the…

“Many people don’t know this, but the British actually aligned themselves with England during the Revolution.  Most people don’t know about that whole deal.”

I’m honestly surprised that they even asked the grieving parents rather than just springing her on them. That sort of horrifying and underhanded move would have Team Trump written all over it. Just force them to meet her and hope they’ll feel pressured by the cameras to play nice. 

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

Why was this woman trying to meet the parents of the young man she killed on film at the fucking White House? To say, “Sorry, but I’m not leaving! MAGA!”

A kid I knew in high school lost his mom to a drunk driving diplomat. She was walking the dog with a friend early in the morning, and a drunk Russian swerved onto the sidewalk and killed her. He smelled of alcohol and could barely stand, but refused to talk to the cops. He had a diplomatic passport and license plate,…

Russian troops are now in Syria and he’s staging Hell’s Queen for a Day as a distraction.

“It’s not like the Brits helped us with Normandy”

Looking forward to him blaming someone other than himself in trying to explain away this dumpster fire. I mean shit, its not like they knew the stance the parents were already in before trying this moronic thing. The whole reason they came here was to try to make the legal system send her to the fucking UK.

Everything he does is for his stupid ratings, no compassion, no brains

In college (35 years ago) someone had a giant reproduction of an Illinois driver’s license with a cutout in the corner. Hold it up, stand in the cutout, take a picture, run it through the laminator.

Fakes used to be an art form. My one and only was fantastic. I went to this couples house and painted on the wall was a giant Wisconsin ID. They would put the info on in marker in the form of dots to simulate the dot matrix the DMV used. Then you stood in front of the this and they took a picture of the whole thing.…