I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

Ooofff, I haven’t seen an awkward white boy so thoroughly ignored since I was in highschool.

The Jerry Jones era started out with Jimmy Johnson, who put together a team so good that Barry Switzer was able to win a Super Bowl with them. But since then, it’s been one of the worst-run franchises in the NFL, and has gone 20+ years without being remotely in contention for anything. The only reason that they’re not…

“Shit, that son of a bitch Fitzpatrick scored again. How do we lose this game without looking like we’re trying to lose?”

So you’re saying Floridians are not even one IQ point above Trump?

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

I’m a dolphins fan. You know that dreaded feeling, right about now, when you realize you have to go to work really early tomorrow, and it is going to suck? I have it twice a weekend now.

I assume they called the 2-pt play there because Brian Flores had put Fitzpatrick there to just seem like they were trying and suddenly realized that he had forgotten about FitzMagic. Like most unnatural forces, once unleashed, it can scorch any side on the field.

“Boxing is like gymnastics” is certainly....a take. 

False equivalencies all over the place in this thread. Neither football or boxing is safe. Arguing that one is safer based on a comparison to the other is pointless.

Boxing’s ultimate goal is in fact to deliver a brain injury to the opponent, euphemistically called a “knockout”. Adding thick, padded boxing gloves…

No. I mean, football is plenty hazardous enough to cause people to reasonably wonder whether it should exist, but it is far less dangerous than boxing, you don’t win by giving someone a severe brain injury, and I don’t think in 50 years people will think it’s beyond comprehension that it existed. 

Couldn’t the same thing be said about football?

At what point do we just say boxing shouldn’t be a thing anymore?  I wonder if in 50 years people will look back in disbelief that this sport even existed in the 21st century.

She is absolutely also complaining about that.

Not really, she’s being extremely classist. She didn’t have to insult lower-income neighborhoods to tell people to give out good candy

Wanting kids to have great candy is fine, but shitting on the surrounding cities is unnecessary. Especially considering that Rancho is nothing to write home about.

Still not as bad as:

I’ll take trash candy over a box of raisins.