I would have cackled watching this protester get her assed tossed into the nearest dumpster for trying it with Lil’ Kim!

Thank GOD we’re saving young impressionable children from such a traumatic experience as having to see this person’s hair extensions and a hair color other than black. The horror...the horror.

More of Betsy DeVos’ charter school magic in Michigan. You give your tax dollars to a private school and they tell you your kid’s hair is ugly. Go figure.

“Disrupting the picture”? WTF does that mean?

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Dunno about the pretzel bun, but the regular Bacon King is so oversauced that it’s practically an obstacle course apparatus from Super Sloppy Double Dare.

Don’t use paintball CO2 for carbonating water! Seriously, don’t!

There is such a “food-grade” CO2. It’s defined by the FDA as 99.9% pure. Some of the contaminants can include ammonia and benzene.

This is the best it looked, honestly. No puppetry involved.

The header image looks like a hand puppet made out of a shitty fast food cheeseburger.

Just gonna leave this classic here

“Seltzer has long been the drink of choice for many sober people who are navigating spaces in which there is alcohol—and the implicit pressure to hold a drink in your hand.”

We’re on the internet. I’m seriously concerned if you can see me.

And they’re only just now all of a sudden saying it’s “supposed” to be a “side-hustle”, when their backs are up against it. They weren’t talking about “side-hustle” when they were telling stories of how “partnering” with them was a great opportunity because some drivers were making $80k a year (based like 50+ hour…

An hour of work is an hour of work, whether you’re shoveling shit or firing shit shovelers to pad your bonus.

They DON’T know what they’re getting into because Uber and Lyft keep changing the rules.

It’s almost as if we live in a society and our society has created laws to decide what is acceptable behavior for employers. For instance, employing 12 year olds to work in coal mines? Not acceptable. Employing adults to work in coal mines and not providing them with proper safety equipment or bathroom breaks? Not…

Right after that he said, “They saturated long Island with drivers...” 

Who decides what something is supposed to be? The only correct answer is, the law. And there is nothing in the law that defines a “side-hustle”.

Any job, part-time, full-time, side hustle or not, should payout to minimum wage or above.

Dude better try telling that to anyone’s German/Italian/Russian/[insert yours here] grandmother who will briskly lift that pan, use it to smack you on the head, and then chase you out of the kitchen with the wooden spoon and fire and fury which she chased any number of grandkids and drunk uncles out of her kitchen.…