Or even just “says”:

A friend of mine likes to drop “ASS TO ASS!” as a non-sequitur, and it never fails to make me laugh. #junkiehookerjenniferconnellyforpresident

“Admits” is an odd choice for the headline.

What was your first giveway? That her entourage included these guys?

Meanwhile Jennifer Lopez couldn’t jump out of her Fiat fast enough to work with the NFL.

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. It’s painful but I am not interested in letting these people hide just so I can pretend they don’t exist.

It seems like we’re entering sort of a golden age of transparency and dissemination of a lot of the seedy shit that’s been going on behind the scenes forever, which I think is a great thing. The next step is actually holding some of these fuckers accountable.

CP <<==T==|=====>> NP

And you will probably receive the notice of a new, emergency rate increase sometime around November 1. After all, think of all the lost revenue they’ll have!

And they’ll have excellent exit payouts when they are forced to resign in disgrace only to be replaced by a higher paid successor who will negotiate even higher guaranteed bonuses.

Everything is political. Their problem was being wrong. 

Awesome. God bless America private energy companies. If they aren’t cutting corners to cause massive wildfires they’re just flat out shutting down power to paying customers in fear of killing dozens of people from their shitty service. Fear not exec’s will still make bonus

I guess you need neither food nor water nor sanitation, internet, access to services or a job to go to for over a week.

PG&E is late stage capitalism at its worst.

They were telling us up to last night that our county would NOT be effected. Then today they told us to be prepared to be without power for five days. Way to give us 12 hours notice, PG&E.

PG&E’s infrastructure in California is shit. Their equipment causes the fires. They are shutting down power because they don’t want to be responsible for the next massive wildfire (again). We Californians suffer because PG&E is a shit company with a monopoly.

Throwing this out there that another dev of the Gods Unleashed digital card game is giving the guy the money taken from him by Blizzard and an invite to their invitational:

Absolutely true, and I think most people know that. But I’d rather do a little than shrug and do nothing. So I cancelled my WoW subscription, which was pretty tough since it’s how I spend 90% of my game time since Classic came out.

And in 5-10 years Blizz can be a China-first company, if that’s what they want.  Go for…

It’s worth remembering that the Chinese government (aka Tencent) did ActiBlizz CEO Bobby Kotick a huge favor in helping repurchase the stocks from Vivendi in 2013. They still own about $2.5B worth of ActiBlizz last time I looked.

Well I know I’ve found my line. It’s a shame because I was really excited for Blizcon and shit but the only way businesses are going to learn to not bow to China’s authoritarian whims is if the customer base punishes them greatly for it. Some mouthbreather is probably going to come in to the comments with the tiresome…