Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine

Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.

Something about this one makes me nervous, like there’s something serious going on here that the Bears are content to sweep under the rug in the name of Footbaw. I have absolutely no knowledge of the situation, of course, but the hushed tones (particularly the Mack quote above) and the cloak-and-dagger act give me a…

If this were a real legal issue, there’s no way it doesn’t get leaked. So I think it’s reasonable to assume personal means personal. I just hope the kid isn’t rushing back before he’s ready.

It beats being a plumber.

The thing that white people just don’t understand: Yes, jokes, memes, likes, and other shit you post on social media absolutely do inform what type of person you are. It is one thing to chuckle at an un-PC joke; it’s quite another when you’re just making the same joke over and over. Because at what point does it stop…

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

You have to remember, because she’s not wearing THE hood at the time of execution (and lets make no mistake, that’s exactly what it was).. she (like many) claim they are not racist.

That it took the jury a mere handful of hours of deliberation gives me hope.

“I’m not racist, I just say and do racist things. But that’s not my true intent. If you could only look past all of my words and actions and examine the real me, you would understand.” -A racist

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

Nah...she’ll get 25 or more. In Texas, murderers have to serve at least half of their sentence in order to be eligible for early parole. The jury convicted her for murder while there was no discussion of racism in the trial. With the sentencing hearing, the jury found out she is a racist, and I think they’ll give her…

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

The only just result of a Jay Gruden firing would be the elevation of one Rob Fucking Ryan to Head Football Coach. It’s what we remaining fans of this shitbag team deserve.

The sport’s absurd martial value system forbids a coach from quitting under basically any set of circumstances, no matter how humiliating or hopeless

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

She is only sorry and tearful because she’s going to jail. That’s it. She’s not repentant that she shot a man in his own damned apartment while hopped up on something other then racism, she’s sorry because she likely thought she would have a few weeks off with pay and get to come back and do her same old shit.

Giri, if I may add a few:

In accordance with his cheese-heavy contract, Jimmy Butler renamed the American Airlines Arena “The Kitchen,” because if you can’t stand the Heat...

The only incorrect take here is the shade at Bad Boys.