Please, AV Club, stop! Chauffeur! Birthmark! I can't take it anymore!! LOLROTFLMAO! Omigod, I just saw that acronym I wrote and now I really can't stop LOLROTFLMAO!

Get ready to call an ambulance when the first shoe fetish guys checks in and sees those clown shoes. Now that'd be a sight to see: 10 clown EMTs, 7 clown nurses, 5 clown doctors, and a clown driver emerging from the ambulance and running around aimlessly while the poor guy's ticker blows up in their faces.

Not really. You've just living in your own private Idaho.

I hope they don't have any of those damn Clown on a Shelf creeps.

Never again giving a tip to the clown who brought my bags to the room. Zzzzaapp! Aaaaa!

Whoever buys this motel has big shoes to fill. Big red ones.

He's living in his own private Idaho.

Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Cadillac!

Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken
from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Trump be unheard
and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time.

Others call it blow. What's your point?

General Asses? Isn't he the new FBI Director?

If Cartman could fit that satellite dish up his butt…

Doocy regurgitates it -> Trump tweets it -> the world laughs -> Trump demands support from to-be-named FBI director -> McCain issues weak statement -> Putin offers transcript -> Washington Post provides analysis

Like a Kelly cartoon?

You mean the failing Clickhole.

China Daily. Then again how could they top "Kim Jong Un named sexiest man alive"?

Hannity is his flagpole holster.

Or coffee enemas. Didn't I read a StarWipe blind item reporting that a DC resident who also has a home in Manhattan and a retreat in Florida takes his with double cream imported from Russia?

Followed by "I alone can fix it!" First we had il Duce and now il Dunce.

And to keep morale up, all the TVs in the mines are going to be on Fox News all the time!