LOL, comments like yours (and every other pearl-clutcher at Deadspin) are what will put satiricians out of business. It’s like you’re all trolling yourselves, now.

The funniest part is that he will forever be better looking than you (I’d still love-rape you, though, kewtie).

Fat shaming and willful racism. Well done!

“Your post is the perfect summation of how post-truth Trumpers attempt to argue. Exactly where did I state my political leanings? Where did I call Trump racist or say he’s waging a war on women?”

That’s satire to you?? Jesus, you’re entertained easily.

This is the most perfect summation of the way the lot of you think. You actually think that those whom disagree with you politically are evil (and that Trump is somehow “Hitler,” is racist, war on women, yadayadayada). You all are the reason our political climate is so disheartening. Live your life and hope he does…

Look. In. The. Mirror.

That was her point. She doesn’t care if the country gets better/worse; she just wanted her side to ‘win.’

^^^Just outed self as not a “reasonable person.”

Awww, wittle baby can’t play nice, so write a kewt little blog with nothing but tears.

Everything you said is true, except the QB position; he’ll be good, but name one receiver on their team without googling. Besides their QB, RB and defense, they have nothing else. Cowboys showed that all you need to do is invest in an o-line and everything else will eventually fall into place. Dak and Zeke are good,…

Because their infrastructure is so good now!!! I mean, they have a train that goes right to their stadium (in South Central)!!!

We’ve all been there. It’s those that stay there that are worthy of lulz.

It’s more that creating a minimum wage will force me...erm...business owners to lay off labor they desperately need, because they can’t afford to pay them higher wages (even though I...I mean ‘they’ would if they could). But evil, right?

Hey Burneko, remember when people took you seriously?

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait...did you just call the completely discredited libel that (even MSNBC for fuck’s sake) none with with a job/functioning brain cell would consider as credible, worth reporting, safe to report, or..um..”news,” ‘news?’

BAHAHAHAHA “WHAAAAAA TRUMP DID SOMETHING COMPLETELY ETHICALLY REASONABLE THAT BOTH SIDES CAN GET BEHIND, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO IT AT ALL, BUT I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT LISTENTOMEANDTAKEMESERIOUSLY!!!!

Watch his HS mixtape. I’m sure they all think he’s “soft” and “overrated” LOLOLOLOL

Uhhhh, wouldn’t he fit in perfectly, stupid?? Isn’t that your entire argument argument with these nauseating “DURR GRAYSIN DID SUMTHING” update blogs?? JEEZUHZ pick a lane. Either he’s a white guy that you hate, so (insert lazy white people stereotypes) or he’s a dirty shitbag (insert tryhard “DIDIT” examples).…

HOW DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THIS FUCK’S ENTIRE CHILDHOOD BASKETBALL EXPERIENCE? You don’t. Go watch his HS mixtape. Doesn’t look like he’s running with many whites.