Griffiths obviously realizes making a big deal about a fictional person's death will get you in the DSHOF.

While a sad Johnson is telling, everyone knows that you can't beat a sore one.

Coach of the Year. Who hasn't wanted to fart on Philip Rivers?

I'd like to think Andy farted on him.

um. did rivers just get farted on?

"Less savory" and "domestic issues" is code for Fielder being upset that Michigan does not have Waffle House.

Sam Hurd had a different notion of what "keys to the game" meant.

John Hall hit I believe a 56-yard field goal at the gun to beat the Raiders in Week 17. That allowed the Jets to get in the playoffs and cost the Raiders a 1st-round bye. If Hall misses the kick, that game is in Oakland.

Gregggg Easterbrook said the same thing today in his TMQ column. He called it the "parking lot rule", i.e. the refs will make the decision that is more likely to get them safely out of the home team's parking lot. Magary is going to have a cow when he sees this.

As a Jets fan, Mr. Cannizzaro, I can wholeheartedly say- Dick move.

"A Skeet from JEET"-John Sterling

Is there any chance that Ryan Braun's place ISN'T exactly like Bobby's from Horrible Bosses?

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

Brees ends up having at least one bogus personal foul call go his way every game. This one was especially ridiculous, but the ensuing make-up intentional grounding call on Brees (which was borderline, and I hate the Saints) was made look even worse when Corrente didn't call Kaepernick for IG. He even went out of his…

Maybe the ref writes for Deadspin and has just had it with Washington players' complicity regarding their moniker.

Benching Keenum was ridiculous.

Is it me or have Atlanta and Houston put up the sneakiest 2-8 in recent memory? I didn't even notice till just now, and it blows my mind they're just as lousy as Tampa.

Case Keenum didn't do anything to be benched in that game and most people feel he would have given us a better chance at winning than Schaub. Starting to think Schaub is Kubiak's secret love child or something.

Why do I read his stuff in the voice of Stevie Janowski of East Bound and Down?

They're learning valuable skills for the modern workplace! Like how to ignore grammatical mistakes, and insert racial angles into non-racial stories!